Doesn’t Mint offer those during the installation?

Unless they’re lobotomized, which makes it a good metaphor again.

Is it mandatory to have in your ass or can you just put it in your pocket?

Definitely Mint.

I second Mint. I’ve installed it on my laptop with zero issues, although that thing is pretty old so your mileage may vary on newer hardware. But mint comes with pretty up to date kernels these days so it’s definitely worth a try.

She’s a bit of a fixer-upper. Oh, and you should really like breathing mould spores.

You’d likely need all kinds of cryptographic keys to get anywhere with that. Tesla is unlikely to ever publish those, even if they go bankrupt.

Yes, do donate to FOSS projects. At least that money will go to people who do the actual work and not to pad corporate profits.

How do you do, fellow kids?

Better always keep a gun next to your bed if you use Windows.

OMG, mark this stuff NSFW! I don’t want anyone to think I spend my time staring at the exposed ankles of comely wenches!

Thanks for the heads up.

Scantily clad android girls for the win!

If your employer requests it, they’ll pay for it. If you need to pay yourself, it’s likely a scam.

They started out sane but then started tweaking.

I use Mint, BTW.

I use nano for editing config files in the terminal. For everything else I use VSCodium. Roast me.

Poor Kabosu really doesn’t deserve this.

Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.

That was posted here just four days ago.