I’m happy with xfce4.

XFCE

Crowdstrike exists for Linux. Are their reports their update affected Linux servers? I have not read that anywhere.

Consider Xen?

N100 mini computer with five Ethernet ports make a good router. And can be bought for around $100 USD.

Clippy can get reincarnated with AI, but it will still be crappy.

Use rsync -avs to move files from NTFS to your new filesystem. XFS is pretty good for lots of files.

Groklaw still around? It has tons of anti trust details archived.

My router is an AliExpress N100 mini PC running openbsd. Something like this.

mini PC router