I’m going to get a tattoo over my entire body. Of me, only six inches shorter.

No full beard either.

That has some rather disturbing implications for Linux.

Then slowed… then surged… then slowed… then surged… then slowed… then they had some orange juice and a muffin… and now they’re surging again.

Sending her back to the Ozarks, while cruel, is not a deportation action.

Also, there are more Russian citizens now living in Florida then there ever have been in Cuba.

“I have a system”. Items are sorted randomly on to the top of “piles”. I can retrieve any item from any pile, but pulling from anywhere except from the top of the pile destroys it.

Every Homestuck fan already knows this.

You obviously don’t sous vide much.

Hey… the ones we use on drones to target terrorists work perfectly.

I’ve been Rizz for long time.

Gonna need a Threadripper to get the most out of NewTube.

Accurate username.

Not compostable, but they could be ground up to make some fertilizer.

Well… do you have 3 more sources? Preferrably of the “angry, ranty, conservative dipshit” variety?

No tongue?

Both lefties… that’s unusual.

Because the predicate is false to begin with.

Spring on Jupiter is delightful! The way the helium3 layer playful mixes with the metallic lithium layer… majestic.

Not to mention esperanto fans.