Just horrible in every way.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/
Hot tub streamers optimal space
Is no one going to mention the horrific slip risk on that marble tile? Stepping on that with wet feet is a TBI waiting to happen
Not to mention the gap between the Jacuzzi and the floor - someone’s going to trip and break a leg!
I’m hoping there’s a drain down there as well.
my first thought was “oh joys finally i can crack open my skull outside of the bathroom!”
They must’ve forgot to put a wall
Someone who has never cooked a meal designed that kitchen
Why has no one mentioned that there’s no refrigerator?! Plus to get to the top shelves of those cabinets, you’d need a 20-foot tall ladder!
I see a lot of theories here but, if we’re honest about it, there’s no making sense of this.
It’s like a 90s kid designed it so the hot lady could get the pizza rolls out of the microwave swing on the pole and serve it to them in the hot tub 🤣
Except it needs a lot more colors and jagged shapes on the walls.
Is that a porn house?
And why is there parking space for like 200 cars outside?
Airbnb party house.
The neighbors have probably tried to burn it down.
It has a stripper pole in the kitchen
A vegas height stripper pole
I didn’t even notice that!
Swinger house.
A group owned it for fucking.
It’s new construction.
This is an AirBnB party house. No one who owns this will ever spend a night there.
You can inherit it if you spend the night though
Just pop in some cupboards ten feet in the air in case the fucking Harlem Globetrotters come round for a bath and a poledance.
Mirrored finish! So you can watch the TV mounted at cruising altitude.
I kinda like the honeycomb lighting, but that’s it
For when you just gotta relax in a hot tub while watching a movie while your strippers dance on a pole and cook you dinner by the light of a chandelier and you also need rapid access to your small aircraft that fits in your garage.
Tbone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch’s grape
Swimtertaining
… It’s a drive-through garage.
I’m pretty sure that garage is designed to house and display 2 to 4 exotic cars. The big plate glass doors into the kitchen say to me “I wanna be able to see my Ferrari from the hot tub.”
It’s so the “companion” can see the exotic cars while she’s riding the guy in the hot tub and remind herself why she’s suffering through this ordeal, keeping focused on the large cash payout and continuing to pretend enjoying what she’s doing.
Why does it look like CGI? Hell, it looks like a Second Life house with that stripper pole. Just needs more couches and chairs.
The lighting is impossibly even and nothing is casting a shadow. Gives it that uncanny 2000s video game feel where textures got pretty good but most engines still didn’t have much in the way of dynamic lighting.
While we’re on that subject, what’s with the chandelier? They put effort into the hexagon lighting on the ceiling with all sorts of clean, modern looks, and then stuck in this rich grandma house chandelier.
I mean, that’s just one of many examples of incredibly bad taste
Add some red lights and it’s a strip club with a kitchen. I guess somebody hungers for more than pussy.
That is by far the worst use of 2,000+ sqft I’ve ever seen.
And I’m actively house hunting for around that size, so I’ve seen some… interesting spaces.
is the stripper pole load bearing?
also if i didn’t know any better i would say that thing in front of the pool is a folding bed so the room also counts as one of the spacious bedrooms they advertise on zillow. but it’s hard to tell even with the listing and the additional photos. one benefit of the listing is seeing that the other massive room is an indoor basketball court though.
Looks like a mechanically deployed cover for the hot tub to me
reality is often worse than fantasy. i choose multi-track drifting instead.
is the stripper pole load bearing?
That may depend on the user.
