You’re right! Ill just store all this data as static json files in a directory then
The list of reasons filesystems are not databases is a database.
And the worst FAT32
Every Homestuck fan already knows this.
@RizzRustbolt What’s your fetch modus, warrior?
“I have a system”. Items are sorted randomly on to the top of “piles”. I can retrieve any item from any pile, but pulling from anywhere except from the top of the pile destroys it.
@RizzRustbolt Associative array here. Aka dictionary. Boring but practical.
@linuxmemes Wow, that worked!
@drq @linuxmemes *lemme test if it also works on GtS*
How do you post from mastodon to lemmy?
Federation.
Wait till you get a comment from threads. I’ve only had it happen once and it made me feel dirty.
@mogoh AFAIK, I should mention @linuxmemes handle to make the comment visible inside the original Lemmy thread.
@drq@mogoh I just mentioned the group and it worked!
The way it’s supposed to be!
I’m so happy for this omfgrotflolcopter
Oh, that’s really cool. I hope there’s more linkage between the twitter-like and reddit-like islands of the fediverse in the future; I’m somewhat interested in reading the former but it seems to be complicated to actually get federation with it.
I could not figure out what a rotflol coptor was…
OMFG: Oh My Fucking God
ROTFLOL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLCOPTER:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL \_^\_\_\_ L \_\_/ [] \\ LOL===\_\_ \\ L \\\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_] I I \--------/…
Zoomers… *cracks open a can of zero sugar monster energy*
@danc4498 Oh, goddammit, the Lemmy thing fucked up the ASCII art. Whatever, google it.
wow, that’s simple! Thx!
It does!
@30p87 Okay, looks like we *finally* have *actual* groups in Fedi that are compatible across the board.
I’ve been waiting for this for so long, I’ve almost given up all hope.
Wait until you see Pixelfed and Mastodon’s intercompatibility
Nearly all the posts in my Pixelfed global feed literally comes from Mastodon instances as if I’m on Mastodon with Pixelfed ui
@drq what worked
@[email protected]
@drq @linuxmemes you forgor to mention linuxmemes
If file systems are databases, then does that mean storing a sqlite db on a HDD is database inception?
@slazer2au Yes!
git repo is blockchain
And files are streams. 🎵 Islands in the stream. 🎵
🎵 That is what we awk 🎵
Mine’s more of a databivouac.
🤯😵
@pics
everything is a file including a filesystem*
* including databases
@drq Come on, that can’t be your F I R S T post.
@linuxmemes@th3rdsergeevich It is my first op-post on lemmy, that’s right.
and anuses are vaginas, as long as you treat them as one.
bussy
the anus isnt self lubricating :(
It can be if you’re lactose intolerant.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/24784-anus-function
Muscles, nerves and mucous membranes in your anus
It is though…
As a man of science I prefer to test every theory.
But they are not DBMS
