autoerotic asphyxiation
arch linux
What would Linux from Scratch be then?
BDSM with a lot of pegging.
nsfw
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Source plz, for academic research.
Taking tea with the parson, of course.
You’re Hugo Rune, and I claim my five pounds!
Doggystyle
Slackware?
Puppy Linux
Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.
What is Cosmo?
Cosmopolitan magazine.
Infamous for being filled with garbage sex articles to further screw up women’s self esteem.
Cosmo? Isn’t that Pop_OS’s new DE coming out? :D
Arch
Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.
Gentoo: no limits.
Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
…… the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable…)
Man I’ve gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego
Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.
MX or antiX?
Antix would be removing the kinky German stuff, but also no.
OpenSuse?
Du hier?
Yup.
Full Nelson
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we’re on top of the covers.
That’s perfect. And I heard it’s not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled…
Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,
Arch,
Arch,
Arch,
Hahahah what the hell
