CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.
Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.
Incredible work.
CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.
Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.
Incredible work.
be a windows based machine protected by crowdstrike as a security service, and received said botched update
Um, about that…
Hey! Its VERY secure, nobody can get into it!
yes it protected - by accident - the servers from booting into malware 😁
“This is a nice little server you’ve got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.”
i means cops exist to protect and serve, whether they actually do that is a different story
ACAB - now with CrowdStrike!
Supreme Court says otherwise. It’s just a slogan, not an actual mission statement
(taps head) Can’t infect a system that won’t turn on.