Yeah! I bet he’ll never tell me to clean my room again when I’m done with him!

Oh shit! Do you think it’s too late to dig up my dad and prosecute him???

BornIn1988AndNazi

Are you currently safe? And do you have anyone in your life who will listen to you?

The most fucked up part (to me) is that you’ve told your dad that you feel unsafe/uncomfortable with this man and that his response is to call you paranoid and keep exposing you to this guy. At what point should the people with your best interests stop being complicit in your harassment? No means fucking no

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

You should consider having more polite thieves. You wouldn’t be friends with an asshole, right? So why are you letting yourself get robbed by one?

SMHing my head

When I dispose of my hard drives, I encrypt whatever data is on it with a drill. I’ve also used an AR-15, a .45 1911, an axe, and a screwdriver.

It turns out you reasonably prevent unintentional data leaks with almost anything and a can-do attitude.

Sure, I could encrypt the data using software. But hear me out: bzzz, bang bang, whomp, clink clink clink.

fucking touch my-doc

Swap in a new display controller board, get a cheap Bluetooth keyboard and wire the eee PC (maybe?) to the controller board. Then, remove the internal board and drive to make space for an old Android phone on which you can install a Linux distro.

Voila! A “laptop” that you can upgrade whenever you get a new phone or if someone donates a phone to you.

sh.itjust.breaks

Uhhh… Hello? How are the kids supposed to live in constant fear of being shot of not reminded that guns can and do exist everywhere?

THIS IS AMERICA! You can’t post stuff like this outside of a classroom!

Barbra Who???

I really do need to be better at backing up my configs and especially my media. Storage is cheaper than it used to be, but it certainly isn’t cheap

I use Ubuntu desktop for my server! What can I say? I installed it one night on my desktop to see how it felt and my experiment turned into an entire fucking server because “already here. More convenient.”

Microwaving any of your computer parts can brick them.

I accidentally ran rm -rf / on my work MacBook once. Proper backups and patience with yourself are far better solutions than recommending to let Microsoft infect your computer.

This is like a wonderful parody of every early-aught crime show featuring a tech-heavy storyline. Some of the best dry humor I’ve read in the past few weeks.

To entertain the sister-wives?

Edit: at second glance, it’s likely to train the militia in the art of camouflage. “Always expect the unexpected!”

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$400K renovations to make a pre-historic Rainforest Cafe-themed compound? “Look, we’re different from other cults. We have a theme and just like to get a little silly here at Corporate Retreat Hell. We just want you to relax and have fun, but if you break any of the rules, we’ll shove a hot coal in your mouth and lock you in the bedroom adobe naughty cellar.”

Thanks @[email protected] for linking the GitHub project. Just at a cursory glance, am I reading correctly that you have to boot to PMOS from your computer each time you reboot your device? I don’t have any real problems with that, just want to set my expectations.