I’m tired of all these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Duh. Everyone knows you’re supposed to lie down for a little opium. Talk about a faux pas.

lol, you’re braver than me. No one ever sees the “code” I’ve written.

I’ll tell you a secret: my cool looking 4u server case with 8 hot swappable drive bays actually just houses my last gaming rig. Know what’s going in there when I update my current rig?

This rig.

Put a screw to hold that corner bead to the stud and then use drywall mud. I keep a bag of Easy Sand 5 in an airtight bucket. One bag got us through 14 years of three rather rambunctious kids. I think it cost about $15

The pink stuff is cool and all but it’s expensive and dries out in the bucket

edit: you could just pick a bucket size, fill it with the hot mud and throw the rest of the bag away to still get more value than a homeowner ever will with pink stuff style spackle.

Fine, keep the roads, stay off the streets

You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it

Siri, how do I unthink a thought?

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If you have a problem and call the police, now you have two problems. That’s not just cliche, it’s true.

Don’t call the cops, call a lawyer.

Gross

If homeopathy is correct, that water has the memory of all the shit that’s ever been in it.

Junkies are some of the most boring people to talk to

And if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump it’s ass when it jumped.

snaps.

oh, and that time that Canonical put Amazon telemetry in the default search application.

oh, and how they just bundle up “bleeding edge” stuff from a year ago and ship it with it’s associated bugs.

It’s been a few years since I tried but it just really turned me off.

“Why do you think I came all this way?”

*dies*

I’m going to roll your machine back to KDE4

Mickey Rooney as a “chinaman”?

Well, kinda. The brain is the hardware “the mind” is the software. If we could separate the mind from the brain we could upload ourselves somewhere to live forever. So IMO my brain is just where I keep “me”.

Not particularly sterile, just sanitary. Grain starter needs to be pasteurized, trich needs to be removed from bulk spawn.

I know lemmy hates reddit but r/unclebens will get anyone on the road to growing their own scooby snax. (Legal in Colorado, check local codes and laws, no refunds under any circumstances, do not bitch to me if you get busted)