Yeah flatpak won’t work on my Nokia 3310 either, what a shit software…

I’d say Gnome, since I’m so used to it that I feel it doesn’t get in the way of the things I’m doing.
Because that would be my aim: something that doesn’t interfere with the work I am doing.

I could say, “If you aren’t addicted, then just quit.”

Did anyone actually tell you that 1 beer a week is too much? Because it’s not a real case scenario in my mind.
And even if they really did it’s probably their own problem, and you don’t really have to defend yourself for doing that.
In any other case, if a person tells you “hey, tone it down with the booze” you probably should.

Since less techy people tend to use more the mouse/touchpad anyways, I would pick a hard-to-mess-with desktop environment like mint or gnome. With KDE, XFCE and such you can screw panels really easily if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Slap Debian under it and there you go

If you are in a position where you need to defend your booze consumpion, you’re probably an alcoholic.

Welcome to the team.
I hope you brought your boincing shoes because as soon you’ll get comfortable you’ll start hopping a lot

Well Aaron didn’t deepthroat a mushroom-shaped presidential cock to ask for pardon

I read your comment in my head with the voice of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and made me laugh

I don’t see it that way but I’m not gonna argue, since I have no horse in this race. I’m not an ubuntu hater, I actually think it’s both a good gateway to the FOSS world and a good permanent solutions for those who don’t mind a corporate approach to linux. I just find it funny to take random punches at it once in a while…

Just by how the documentation is written, you should understand who’s its target audience: it’s clearly for new users that want to understand their philosophy.
Is it oversimplified? Yes.
Does this mean it’s misinformation? If I can oversimplify, then no it’s not.

Well Ubuntu os not that bad if you just stick to the ecosystem. I mean… Not everyone… Pffft… Wants to… HmmHMpf… Babysit… Ahahahah I can’t…

Just install Mint

I distro-hopped so many times I got so sick of change that I’ve stuck with Debian for 4 years, the longest ever. It’s a peaceful life.

This post smells like burnt toast

Are you using LibreOffice from the Fedora flatpak repositories? Because they crash on me all the time too

Windows is a pain in the ass to set up

- the guy with a tiling window manager

Because you don’t have to know what to do already if you start with Ubuntu. You have to know your way around the Linux world more if you use Debian

More like going into a church and complaining there are too many hookers

No it isn’t a thing, I’ve seen a couple memes and a new community about how Linux sucks but I’m pretty sure it’s either parody or trolling. Mine was an actual shower thought when I was thinking about that, rather than a complaint

Yeah, your’s is more accurate XD I have to say that there are people that get annoying when they’re drunk but thank god they’re not the majority otherwhise going to the bar would be unbearable.

I used Bodhi Linux for a long time and I still remember how cool was the Enlightment fork they used: Moksha