What color do you want your dragon?

Tough love is the realest love

I got a real Nigerian scam letter once, by lettermail. I was so proud of it, I showed it to people.

It’s not my job to educate you

We are all dead on this blursed day

Bro just use Proton, it’s unbelievable how well it works these days

The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it’s just bad luck and there’s nothing we can do about it.

Or it’s pulling back the curtain and showing us that the postal service has been the true power behind the throne this entire time

I’m not sure exactly which variety it is, but I’m diagnosing you with derangement syndrome

Motivational speakers are repulsive to me in the same way super-engineered food is

It could be a bumpy road, but go for it. Remember that no matter what happens, someone else has probably been there before and has asked for help online

For privacy and security? Yes. For usability? Noooo.

OpenSUSE is the same thing with C as with Python and Go or Go and Go and Go and Go

Uber has quotas?

He was eliminating a rival, nothing more

It’s actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next

Yes. A real conservative who actually wanted to preserve our way of life would defend the clean rivers and intact forests that it depends on.

These guys are the real winners in all this

You are the living embodiment of cringe wokeness and the fact that you’re being downvoted even on a left-wing platform where basically everyone is already against racism should make you question some of your life choices.

Everybody hated that