Ratta Ratta?

https://youtu.be/g_mrSn3PGwM?si=nzDQ0Gjrm03oMLUN

N Mı prȯblėm if klikıŋ ė ſpoılṙ tæg z ſėm Hṙkyleyėn efṙt t Y.

“Ƿ did it Pætcrik! Ƿ ſeıvd Pælistuın!”

Uı’m lu̇kı Uı’m tuıd t NYS Eırėbz æ n Micigen Eırėbz.

“F ė brıf momimt, Uı þıŋk ð establicmint lṙnd itſ leſėn…”

No.

Ð law shows leniency where it can be demonstrated ðat ð adult was genuinely deceived into þinking ð child in question was a legal adult.

Magically inhabiting an adult body would be a pretty hard case to push ð idea she totally knew beforehand.

Also in a culture of normalized pursuit of “sexy women” for young boys and “hah! Lucky!” dismissal of child rape of young boys, ð odds ð kid would even report it for it to go to trial would be extremely low.

I mean it’s also pretty damn religious too

Alex Jones would like to know your location

IIRC, ð USPS actually almost adopted a policy to just give everyone in ð country ðeir own email address once upon a time.

No, but pasteurization technically is done with an open top container

And, yeah that is technically correct, hence it being in showerthoughts

Heating causes evaporation even if boiling isn’t technically achieved.

Like how salt pools will evaporate out water despite the earth not constantly being at 100° C.

Bodies like the LvN and UN are inherently going to fail to achieve peace because they rely on willing compliance with almost zero enforcement mechanisms.

Because having enforcement mechanisms slams face first into the principle of state sovereignty.

The only way you’ll build a world government is through the slow, grinding establishment of transnational federations like the proposed European Federation and East African Federation. Technically India is that already. Pan-Arabism seeks to establish a state of this sort.

The UN won’t become an effective governing body until it’s made the governing body of a united federation of earth, probably built over a VERY long period of state mergers between democratic nations.

Picture how unlikely it would be just for all of NATO to agree to a single constitution for all of them to join as a single state, now scale that up exponentially for the amount of work it’d take to convince Russia or China to democratically merge with such a state.

This state of the world we live in is the most united it’s ever been in cooperative initiative and communication, and it’s an absolute shit show that makes the HRE look like the pinnacle of effective internal integration of a state.

There are now at least a dozen calendar reformists edging on posting a rant about this lol.

Worth noting though that this has mostly stuck around because any attempt to switch to a more divisible week structure is met with resistance from Christians and Jews since going off 7s messes with their calendars.

Of course you could use just two liminal days inserted outside of the standard month or week and basically have a calendar where holidays stop jumping dates.

Would you believe me if I told you that the dot letters were actually what made up the majority of what isn’t in the keyboard normally?

Qit haṙcıŋ muı tcil bro.

I mean English is a germanic language, not too surprising how german phonemic spelling would look considering how much of our fucked up current system is owed to trying to make loan words consistent with their language of origin.

IPA is less readable, also this is an orthographic alphabet, the true letter count is much smaller, and it actually gets even smaller if you use the “sloppy” version, which is basically just grabbing an Alphabet language Gboard for þ ð ŋ and ſ, using ue oe and ae as needed, and using u o i e a as you would their dotted (or undotted in i’s case) counterparts and just hoping context makes clear what the literal text doesn’t necessarily.

I’m more partial to an entirely new alphabet,

F/f - For

U/u - Oopse

U̇/u̇ - Up

Uṙ/uṙ - Nurse

Uı/uı - I

UE/ᵫ - Book

Þ/þ - Thanks

Ð/ð - The

O/o - Oh

Ȯ/ȯ - On

Ou/ou - Out

Ouṙ/ouṙ - our

Oṙ/oṙ - Or

Oı/oı - Oil

Œ/œ - “Oh” isolate

Œṙ/œṙ - “oer the ramparts we watched”

Œı/œı - owing vs boing

Ṙ/ṙ - Earth

R/r - Read

K/k - Court

C/c - She

Q/q - Quick

G/g - Go

Gq/gq - Gwen

Gx/gx - Ghurfa

V/v - Of

W/w - With

H/h - He

X/x - loch

N/n - Negation

Ny/ny - ñapa

I/ı - Eat

Iṙ/ıṙ - Ear

Y/y - You

İ/i- In

P/p - Park

S/ſ - So

Z/z - Is

T/t - To

Tc/tc - Check

B/b - Be

E/e - Elder

Ė/ė - A

Eı/eı - Acre

Eıṙ/eıṙ - Air

M/m - Me

L/l - Like

Ŋ/ŋ - Ring

D/d - Do

Dj/dj - Jacket

A/a - All

Au/au - Awe

Aṙ/aṙ - Are

Aı/aı - Sky

Aıṙ/aıṙ - Ire

Æ/æ - And

J/j - Genre

Eklızıæstiku̇ſ, 34:18-21

Humevṙ givz æz tceıritı, gᵫdz ðeı hæv teıkin buı foṙſ oṙ buı diſȯniſtı, ðeıṙ doneıcėnz aṙ ȯbſın; ðeıṙ giftſ aṙ ė ceımfėl mȯkṙı v djenṙȯſitı.

Benevolenſ diteſtſ tceıritı givin buı blu̇dı hændz; no ėmount n'oṙ vælyu given buı ſu̇tc ſṙvz t ėpız ð huıeſt.

Humevṙ teıkſ wėt litėl filz ð ſtoṙz v ð diſfoṙtcund, ðei d ð ſeım æz wu̇n hu mṙdṙz ð tcuıld bifoṙ ðeıṙ peırent'ſ uız.

Đ fᵫd v ð disfoṙtcund z ðeıṙ luıfblu̇d, ænd humevṙ difrȯdz ðem v it, ðeıṙ hændz aŗ ſteınd red; al ð seim æz eni mṙdṙṙ oṙ brut v difrint mınz.

Levitiku̇ſ, 19:33-34

Wen ė forinṙ livz ėmėŋgſt Y, i yoṙ kėntcrı, dn miſtcrıt ðem.  Ðiſ pṙſėn livıŋ ėmėŋgſt Y mu̇ſt bı tcrıtėd æz yoṙ on. Lu̇v æ d u̇ntu yoṙ neıbṙ æz Y wᵫd yoṙſelf.

R fully becomes a semi vowel same as U to W or I to Y, several grammar words get Shavian style abbreviations for brevity, and where french has accents, spanish has the ñ, and german has umlauts, the expanded english vowels have single dots the way lower case i already does.

Italy and Germany

They do be fokkin’ tho

Babe wake up, new Polandball derivative just dropped!

You could, but I’d imagine your therapist sending you a fruit cake every year at christmas as a thank you for latest new lambo you funded