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3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
WSL
Welp!
No Linux for me I guess.What are we when we get too old to drink coffee anymore?
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
“I just get it straight from upstream” (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)
Where do us qubes users fit in?
Four different machines pouring into four different cups.
Fedora does look cool! It also has lots of customisability through theming and GNOME extensions.
I use Fedora with XFCE, what am I?
After you poured your coffee you put ice cubes in it.
Fedora KDE here.
What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Ubuntu Pro?
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
That’s Ubuntu, no?
No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.
A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let’s bring it down to these three).
Another one is security: apparmor or selinux
The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.
And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.
Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!
but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
I think you’re courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.
If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)
Orange Linux bad.
Help me choose a distro!
My coffee preparation method is:
I drink this one kind of instant coffee that does not even need me to heat the water, I can just mix it in cold water and be good with it. It’s still coffee and I don’t have to make the slightest effort.
In this case the distro doesn’t matter. Just have someone else install and maintain it for you.
That is I guess Windows:
- Installed by the manufacturer
- “Maintained” by M$
Just joking tho, I run Fedora, even lazy people have standards.
I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?
Idk but I use NixOS.
I thought NixOS would be “grinds their own beans and brews them manually”
It would be, making coffee step 1: open cookbook to the coffee page.
I do grind my beans haha.
I don’t drink coffee anymore that’s means I shall commit the sin of install Windows again…
Hannah Montana OS
Red star OS
I use espresso, pour over, and v60 carafe from this image. But I now pretty much only use Deb and Fedora, and the occasional OpenSuse. Arch was fun, but too constantly “hands on” for use as a daily. Ubuntu used to be good (past tense). I got annoyed with constant manual compiling with Gentoo, but am considering going back to it anyway.
If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.
Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
Jfc, that’s where I got mine!
Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.
