Where do I buy that hat?
You gotta first find Carmen Sandiego to then become Carmen Sandiego.
I’m Mitsubishi
Become a Red Hat employee and you get one for free.
(genuinely, I know this sounds like a joke)
Local goodwill
I found a pair of moon boots there once.
That’s baller
Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support… indefinitely.
It also requires that they migrate all of my files and ensure I have full functionality my software and games.
The hell it does.
You’ve spent too much time talking to my family.
Just type yay in that black window with white text, at least if I would have set it up, not that I did, just if I would have, of course.
Why doesn’t Arch just put yay in the repo?
The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him
Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking…
That same guy started covertly encrypting users’ data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I’ll take zero support over that.
I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.
wears a fedora, trenchcoat, and thigh high socks in the trans flag colors.
TIL Carmen Sandiago works in IT.
Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?
Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?
Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!
I head canon head cannons now
I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.
Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.
The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.
Lol this won the Fediverse today.
What if I got Secure Boot with custom keys?
Hit all keys?
Well, of course, the longer it is unattended…
Only the any key
If you wanted to truly punish them, install Debian Stable
“Punish”? See how they react when they boot into TempleOS.
Oh, only Linux? There’s always Hannah Montana or North Korea Linux…but that’d be giving a foreign dictatorship a botnet node…
In which case I was gonna say “Well an NSA-friendly OS would be funny” but then we’re just back to Windows!
What are you talking about? TempleOS isn’t a punishment, it’s a reward
Yes, the crime of giving them a stable OS that once it is set up keeps working reliably for years to come.
The real hell would be gentoo
No way, at least Gentoo is up to date
not by the time it’s done compiling, it’s not
What about Linux from Scratch?
after i did such a harm to myself (installing arch), now i use windows 11
If you want the best of both worlds, go for EndeavourOS, an arch based distro.
Pretty chill GUI installer, only comes with the basic stuff and what you choose in the installer, like the desktop environment.
A few clicks and you have a functional arch install with everything setup.
The CLI installer was not a problem. The problem is complete lack of stability, inability to use software like AutoCAD, Inventor or CorelDRAW, and wasting hours of short life for configuration of things, about which you just do not need to think on Windows. Anyway, the least useless distro I found is MX Linux, but after few years with experimenting with Linux, I happily went back to Windows.
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RedHat red hat
Just noticed that both Red Hat and Fedora refer to kind of hats.
I have a friend that has one of these.
I saw one on the parcel shelf of a car in the carpark at IKEA once…
I actually dont get the fuzz/meme about Arch Linux. Yes, the installer drops you into a shell where you need to fix the keyboard layout for starters and the next thing is preparing enough disk resources for the OS which is somehow ungoldy hard. My point is that if you can’t then you are not qualified to maintain the installation, or rtfm actually and start to fr think what you do.
I love gatekeeping Linux distros
Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?
Its redhat, nyuk nyuk nyuk. https://www.redhat.com/en/technologies/linux-platforms/enterprise-linux
Or maybe Carmen is a Linux user idk i just work here man.
Good work, gumshoe.
Burn that a.i. shit while youre at it
If a laptop is left unattended long enough to do a fresh Arch install, it’s probably been abandoned anyway.
1 minute and 14 seconds?
broken Nvidia Optimus free of charge
Afaik Nvidia Optimus works fine on arch if setup following the wiki. It’s mainly other distros that have Nvidia problems.
Exactly, while RTFM I haven’t have a single issue (apart from the driver quirks itself) and even automated the driver patching for NvFBC. Usual error is using nvidia-dkms and not setting up proper hook to rebuild the kernel module on kernel updates.
Where do I drop them off?
I’ve messed around with Linux before but, I can’t seem to find the time to relearn how to get a thumb drive of an easy distro on one. One day I’ll get the thing working.
sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
of courseYes I’m familiar with some of these letters
https://rufus.ie/en/ is your friend ;)
Thanks friend, for some reason I couldn’t find this when I was googling “boot Linux from thumb drive”. Much appreciated.
If you use ventoy, you can put multiple ISOs on one USB.
Ventoy is also my choice. You can just add .iso files on your usb disk and they are all bootable. Super easy
Fedora hat checks out
I thought we found Carmen Sandiego.
You mean that “Red Hat”?
Whatever that lady repellant is
As long as you install and setup a DE for me!