It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.
Oh wow, a walk-in closet? Singular.
That everyone uses. Yes.
“You’ll never run out of room for your victims clothes - I meant VISITORS. VISITORS clothes. I’m so sorry. Hey, what are you doing with that axe?”
"Hiiiiii, welcome! Don’t be afraid-come in!
We like to call ourselves a family. Noooo judgements.
Anyhow. Dinner at six, and we shall commence the baphomet ceremony promptly at eight. Did you bring the goat? I can’t believe how often I have to remind people-the goat! No goat. No ceremony.
Anyhow. You’ll find a robe in the walk-in closet upstairs. First left.
Have a good stay!!"
Nobody worshipping Satan is this crazy. This is definitely ‘Ted is Jesus’s cousin’ sort of vibes
I agree. I’m getting more quiverfull or later seventh day adventist. I went with baphomet in the moment. I think Satanists are OK in my book
Outside it looks like a barn, inside the dining area looks like some kind of diner but with mismatched furniture.
With the themed bedrooms, I’m going with The Tackiest Whorehouse in Arkansas.
Me: What’s wrong with siiiiiiideholyshititsinthehouse!!!
EDIT: The carpet did me in. I am dead. R.I.P. me.
It’s also on the ceiling inside.
Terraria ahh house
Siding level of the Back Rooms.
this is like fever dream house layout
The Great Plastic Barn…
Siding guy: I’ve completed the outside of your house you want anything else done?
Owner: Sure, go nuts.
Run out of siding in the garage where I might have actually made a bit more sense
Putting aside the wtf of it all, looking at the house subjectively, it would be a decent, possibly great, starter home.
The layout isn’t entirely insane, there’s a ton of space inside. It looks like the framing isn’t half bad… To my untrained eye, it has good “bones”. The interior design and aesthetic choices are questionable at best, even for the most “normal” looking areas, but buy a case of beer and invite your friends over for a weekend and get most of the interior ripped down, and drywall installed and painted, and you’re off to a good start.
Don’t get me wrong, it would be a monster task. 4000 sq ft of siding to rip out and replace? Hell. That sucks.
Replace a lot of the fixtures, mainly all the stupid ceiling fans, especially the ones so high up they won’t do anything, install some forced air HVAC or at least upgrade the Air conditioner situation and you would be having a grand time living in this place.
I’d probably rip off most of the external siding too and replace that with something a bit more interesting too, but with all the money you’ll save by this being so inexpensive (compared to more palatable houses that are similar in size) and you’d get yourself a pretty nice place.
That being said, as is, this place is at best, a lot of questionable choices, at worst, pure nightmare fuel.
My partner thinks it’s a converted chicken coop. I can’t say that they don’t have a point on that one.
There’s no room for insulation above the ceiling, no place to run ducts for central HVAC, and the rooms above the 2,000 sq ft garage will be extra hard to keep thermally regulated. This house is super expensive to keep comfortable, and I would bet the window AC units are not up to the task of regulating indoor humidity and the whole structure is a moldy biohazard.
I agree with your partner. This structure looks like it was originally designed for agricultural use. Maps show there’s a farmers field a few lots up the road.
For the cult on a budget!
Few windows for outsiders to look in. Many, many cheap tables to eat at.
Maybe just polygamy?
See, this was one of my first thoughts, either some kind of cult-like-thing, or it’s one of those weird multigenerational homes where four+ generations of people lived, and the parents rooms are close enough to eachother that they can hear when babies are being made.
When someone dies, everyone “upgrades” to their parents living space, and the normal-ish bedrooms, aka “nice” bedrooms (compared to the other bedrooms in this horror show), are reserved for the oldest family members.
The question I have, aside from… You know, everything, is… How many ceiling fans do you really need? Jesus.
That must be why there’s a hearse in the garage.
Actually, when someone dies, they get propped up in the constant funeral home that can be seen starting at picture 47 or 48, and only then can the ritual begin.
At first, I thought this must be some abandoned barracks or aircraft hangar that got retrofitted into a private residence, but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
Holy crap
So much weirdness. The box fans inserted into the walls. On Pic 38, the shower faucets are outside of the shower itself. All the ceiling fans. The “conference room” or perhaps church space. In Pic 28, using the carpet as “wallpaper,” and similarly in 29, the carpet for the top surface of the half wall. Using PVC pipes as handrails on stairs or in the closets and hanger bars. And it looks like the vehicle in the garage might actually be a hearse!
Good find!
By time you reach the carpeted walls it’s actually slightly jarring for there to be such an unexpected change like that. I’m pretty sure the black room was carpet as well, but it could also just be pixelation, I’m not 100% sure.
Didn’t notice the other odds though, was too horrified by the walls and ceilings … and then after the carpet, the garage… my goodness.
Man, 4000sqft for 169,00. I’m seriously considering living in Arkansas.
The politics are shit but hot damn is it cheap.
I like the siding. Both the outsiding and the insiding.
