Lukewarm take: if the person being pranked doesn’t laugh during or immediately following the prank then it’s not a prank anymore, it’s just being mean to someone. Basically all the things “ruined” as pranks by the current situation fall under this, so it’s not really ruined at all.

Steam does suck though? It’s hard to use, and most things are better boiled/blanched or fried.

I believe they call it “flooding the zone (with shit)” when it’s this particular orange flavour

You don’t have a variety of food trucks where you live? We have fry trucks, sushi, smoothies, fries, pierogies, burgers, you name it.

I think both the hole and sphincter are included in “asshole”. It’s a packaged deal

Working on your invisible jet and you hear this sound

Easier to fit on bullet casings too

I’m sure you’ll find some good explanations online, but there’s an “activation” circuit on the device “listening” that then engages the rest of the system when it’s triggered. So there’s no recording or sending of data until the activation phrase has been said, and the activation phrase detection is done locally on the device.

My understanding is the mics aren’t “live” until the activation phrase is said, then they record and send that data for processing. If someone has proven otherwise I’d love to see their methods.

The scary thing isn’t that they’re listening, it’s that they collect so much other data that they don’t have to.

Hasn’t this been proven to be false? People have monitored the network traffic and phones don’t listen like this; it’s just not practical.

Instead, they keep track of your browsing, location, contacts, etc and build a profile well enough they don’t need to listen to you.

Like how kissing is like connecting two long tubes with buttholes on either end?

We don’t know if Jesus had a downstairs mix up

Well yeah, but I was trying to stick to the wording of the shower thought. We’ve all played Kerbal Space Program

You actually have to shoot for where the moon will be

Raking isn’t more popular because it’s slower and way more work. Blowers are excellent for snow removal too (when it’s the light and dry kind).

Lol did she knock the halo off of him?

Looks like a PS5

This print are sick

That noose and slip knot are the same, and that’s a very poor way to illustrate a sheet bend

Maybe the great filter is the misuse of apostrophes?