As I recall, that demonstration was non-standard as they did not use the specified duct tape to attach the datagram to the carriers’ legs.

That doesn’t sound right to me. Discounting leap years, you should turn 1 year old on your first birthday at the time of your birth (or considering the existence of leap years, 6 hours later than that, either the day of or the day before, depending).

Not sure about lately, but ten years ago the Home Depot on Aurora in Seattle always had a group of guys hanging out near the entrance.

*sane

I just learned far more about snail mating practices than I ever needed to know.