I do not 3D print, but i do have some basic knowledge of it? I am not a lawyer printer, YMMV.

I have heard that some materials can be smoothed over using acetone vapour; what about wiping the finished print to smooth over open pores on the surface of a print?

Alternately, since it’s not a flexible material what about applying something like 3M never wet?

Calling twix, or xitter! You can also call it Elon’s X (he has many exes, so this one fits in)

I love how you spelled Penguin with a q, can we Call it Linuqs too?

Idk how useful this is but that looks like when i had bad RAM, or like when RAM becomes unseated. You could try reseating your RAM, YMMV.