Minions canonically worked for Napoleon. Napoleon tried to reenslave Haiti

Yes

Everyone wants to present themselves as the underdog and Disney is the biggest media company in the world

That’s a very funny problem to have

None of this is binding yet! Call your local seraphim to let them know that you would like to stay alive!

Or AI will be remembered as the thing that destroyed the internet.

Listening to Otis Redding at Home During Christmas by Okkervil River

:(

If nothing changes in that time we’ll be so fucked.

Sorry I graduated a long time ago

Instructions unclear. Forgot to eat breakfast and then it was dark out

Glitch that’s going to be patched out eventually

It’s what your cat deserves

Reminds me of a picture book I had as a kid, except instead of Jimmy Carter it was a turtle

It would’ve been funny if immediately after casting his vote he dissolved into a beautiful light

This might be the one thing gen ai is useful for besides shitposting

Literally 1984

Skill issue

What about when we just can’t think of anything better to do?