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well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…

think whatever the fuck you like, my little Thinker

tires were a lot less reliable than they are now, and i mean to the point that you really needed to be ready to change a flat every time you drove your car… they didn’t fail all the time, but they failed at a much higher rate and when they did it was usually catastrophic… modern tires tend to deal with punctures and failure in general a lot better than the inner tube tires used prior to the 80s… and obviously nobody had a cell phone to call for help…

so you kept work gloves in there for changing a flat tire

that’s a pretty awesome image, but now i want to see one where they look like they live with realistic pirate health care and nutrition

go out and plant a shrub