I’ve just joined a windows shop after developing in Linux for the last 15 years.

Nothing is predictable. UI prompts change my files. I get ads for Xbox in my development environment. Build assemblies/dependency chains are inscrutable.

Windows is fucking cancer.

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity

I made a PHP-based one a while ago before Duolingo offered Swahili. It probably needs a little upgrading, ha. A cool project and you can do it for most things. Oh plus it’s raw PHP so snappy as heck you youngins. https://github.com/ryanchausse/githeri

This is how I contributed code to the NSA

That fucking shit is goddamn beautiful goddammit

Really the anime and chicks with dicks on this website. It’s enough to make one explode with sexual desire for a boy toy.