Maybe I’m just terminally online, but I’ve seen lots of people boast that they’ve “never gotten intoxicated” and view this as some sort of moral boon. It just reads as fear to me. Not that I’d force them to get high, but don’t knock it if ya haven’t tried it.

Sometimes the point of alcohol is just to get a little bit drunk.

Similarly, asking anyone to defend their position on why sobriety is superior will eventually have them sound like they are insecure and judgemental.

Ah, yes, my reading comprehension is apparently poor today.

It’s up for me

Even if you want to be snarky, at least do something like:

I [googled it](searchresult.com) for you.

You wouldn’t download a torrent

I don’t have any advice, but I googled the name to see what she’s typically supposed to look like and that got a good laugh out of me.

“right-sizing the team” 🤮