I think also Manbat?

To be fair, the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

You had bigger things on your mind. Origin of the cosmos, ultimate destiny of mankind, stuff like that.

This is my next project for when I discover a reserve of time and energy I didn’t know I had.

Could that be because it’s a French word and they pluralise differently?

I live in a right-side drive country.

The first time I ever heard of a Zamboni was when Ryan Renolds drove one over a guy in the first Deadpool movie.

I’d quite like to see Michael Fassbender in the role.

I didn’t really enjoy Prometheus, but it showed us he can do subtly creepy.

Were you in Miss Phipps’ class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

Could be climate change, could be normal weather cycles. My country tends to get five wet years followed by five dry years.

Enjoying your own awkward company. In that situation I can’t make eye contact with myself.

“Fox proposes new brand of locks for henhouse.”

How so?

I’m not allowed another wife.

I’m over 50.

They’d wear four pairs of jeans and older octopuses would criticise them for sagging their waists.

One tyrant rose up and overthrew another. Ordinary people like us were left to carry the cost.

I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.

Or a mail order bride… on the instalment plan.

And heartless people have hearts. So?

Makes me picture America lying comatose in a hospital bed with Canada hooked up to its arm like an IV bag.

What if they rap it?