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That’s what you get when you fight a stranger in the Alps!

Fuck works for all of those too.

You have to add your own supply of semen.

I thought they were referring to the restaurant branded food you can buy from the supermarket snd make at home. Like these two chain restaurant items that I have purchased and consumed.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Red-Lobster-Cheddar-Bay-Frozen-Biscuits-Ready-to-Bake-Makes-8-Regular-Biscuits-15-66-oz-Box/423932600

https://www.walmart.com/browse/food/on-the-border-salsa/976759_976787_1001393_7109351_7154555

There are some frozen ones too, but don’t remember which ones.

That’s the password to my luggage!

People are pretty good at remembering the negatives and forgetting positives.

Maybe you just remember the mean ones.

I chuckled at “Trump wants to annex Wisconsin” because it is just plausible enough that he would say something like that.

The pointing an laughing at one or a few people is always assholish. A good prank involves everyone laughing together, and if it is targetted at anyone in particular they have to be comfortable with being the target.

Jokes that are aimed at a widespread audience get a pass because there will always be someone who doesn’t like something or feels foolish when they feel tricked no matter how lighthearted the joke is. So a game company announcing something ridiculous for their game needs some leeway when someone takes it personally when they fall for an announcement that Fortnite is removing dances or there would be no room for humor.

Widespread ones can still be mean spirited of course, but tricking people isn’t what makes it so.

Will do, Francis Bacon Tumminowson III of Wilburville, Kentucky!

You can’t wash with one hand like you can’t clap with one hand.

Base XII?

If Musk claimed to be doing all the Grok answers I would assume it is really just the guy he paid to play Path of Exhile.

I love how when I try to search for a setting I can’t find the stupid AI answer is always “go to settings, find the setting and turn it off” when that isn’t a setting and never was on the software. It just spouts out to do the thing I can’t find.

Generally the first search response below the AI slop is a five year old reddit post pointing out that the setting doesn’t exist or the real directions from the official support page that are completely different.

Oh, gotcha!

lol looks like a tie fighter with clipped wings.

|o| (-o-) |o|

If your brother didn’t also include the month then it is pretty sus.

If they did include their entire birth date, then they clearly didn’t understand the rules of the internet.

What babe?

I’m just imagining a bunch of people in Honda Elements yelling at each other about video games.

Companies putting their stuff into discord is like all the businesses that ditched a dedicated website and moved to facebook however many years ago. Yay, now it is on a format that doesn’t work well for presenting static information and will inevitably require account registration!

Scarred Claw?

Wtf