“Trump says he’s sorry and will resign effective immediately”

Sounds like it’d be closer to “horrified,” then!

Sounds like a cartoon villain origin story. The Bibliophobe!

Conan the Librarian:

Not just an onion, but The Onion.

Is this something they’d be delighted or horrified by?

The Onion problem.

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I jailbroke my Switch last year when they went after Yuzu because fuck Nintendo. It’s a launch model, so no soldering or external hardware besides a jig was required. If it were a newer model I wouldn’t have gone through the trouble, but it’s been great not having to give Nintendo any money to play Switch games as well as to be able to run homebrew and emulators. I think I’m going to go with a Steam Deck rather than a Switch 2 - I’ll miss the exclusives, but $400+ for an underpowered console is just too much to be worth it any more, and I’ve gotten used to being able to just load on whatever games I want.

The real weirdness originates from any room with a toilet being called a bathroom despite many not having bathtubs.

“Capitalism is a good system”

Oh, good, I thought it was one I actually use.

I hacked my Switch right after Nintendo pulled that Yuzu BS, so it’s been jailbroken for one year now and the last time I gave any money to Nintendo was in May 2023 for Tears of the Kingdom. I recently updated it to the newest firmware in preparation for Xenoblade Chronicles X this month. No updated emulators? No problem!

Fascist America warnings be like:

I mean, it makes sense. We’re witnessing the US becoming a fascist dictatorship in realtime. It’s a huge upset to the way the world has been for everyone living’s lifetimes.

I only ever got one. I feel so rejected!

Ah, that makes sense from the name.