what are these strange trinkets? I think my grandma had a collection of them

/s

I’m sorry you were raised in an environment that heaped so much stress on you, but I appreciate getting to hear about a trigger from a firsthand source.

With enough practice you could even beat up 17 year old girls!

Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like “I made a game on newgrounds, you WON’T LAST TEN SECONDS” but it’s just a flappy birds clone or something

that’s like starting fires on random properties to make sure your firefighters stay on their toes