Keith David

Neither does “sexy”.

It’s a good indication you’re about to be fucked.

first letter from osmosis i guess

No it’s Oscar

You missed the golden opportunity to call this Chesus Christ.

Yup, the one listed as “Alaska king” is actually an “XL family bed”. It’s two California kings wide.

This vaguely reminds me of Old Man Logan.

A pop-tart

Oh, so it’s really all about girth!

Why are you cutting a 2x4 with a hacksaw?

Any system capable of countering a determined attempt to spread misinformation would by design attach penalties to such lies, and those penalties would be enforced on the liars. What successful fix could even be proposed that withholds blame?