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Magic people, magic people! Voodoo people, magic people!

Tito’s Vodka is distilled from corn.

lol I remember getting banned from r/news and still have no idea what it was that did it. A couple other autobans from conservative subs, too, but it was when pissboy spez killed the API access that I fucked off never to return. I was a devout Apollo user and the official app can go fuck itself with rusty barbed wire with its sewage UI and ads. I had a 12 year old account, too.

Damn now I kinda wish I hadn’t deleted mine lol

You can check out, but you can never leave.

Alcohol, ridiculously large amounts of

[gasp] Those ankles are absolutely lascivious! 🥵

👋 Hi, and welcome! I ditched a 12 year old Reddit account when spez killed 3rd party API access, bounced around various federated platforms for a bit until I settled here.

It’s sparse compared to the old site, but that’s also part of the fun: we get to do to Reddit what redditors did to Digg. Lemmy’s home for now, at least, and I’m better off for it.

Have fun!

Fuck it. I’m actually gonna just go ahead and say it. It’s gonna get me banned, and everyone will flame me for being honest, but

everything /should run old-school QNX neutrino. Runs off a 1.44 and has a tasty-ass ui, QNX4EVA

CUE THE FUCKIN DOWNVOTES YOU BABIES YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH FUCK OFF BSD USERS DONT CARE dont bother trying to @ me

Well yeah, it’s texas

You can just stab that bad boy right into your stomach and instantly stop being hungry. You’ll also die shortly after, but you’ll’ve also killed your hunger.

They don’t think it be like that, but it do.

tf I asked for a tooth brush, not a toothed bristle brush cmon

Can’t have them running off into the night missing skin now can we?

God no, that’d be terrible

Huh. That, uh, headboard has some interesting adornments, there, pardner.

“Oh, yeah? Well at least we passed laws requiring us to identity ourselves if we wanna use porn, lol! You can keep your cheap broadband internet! Ha!” — Red States

Degenerate fucking distro hoppers, why can’t you settle down with TempleOS like a good fucking Christian?

ugh r u rly usin [distro i dont use] just go back to micro$haft luser

Ummm which 1337 distro we talking about, friend? There’s only one line.

Welcome!