What if it was 9.6 quadrillion microns long?

And before that there were paper maps showing where your house is.

Can you get an Akrarsrum or do you have to pay the Brexit tax?

I’m holding off on major home improvements in case they cancel elections for good in 2026 and I have to flee the Turd Reich to a free country.

That lifetime assumes a clean testing setup.

In the real world, grit and dust will work into the charging port and wear down the connectors much sooner.

To preserve port life I keep it capped and only ever charge inductively.

Don’t drag Tommy like that.

Only one of them supports the continuing Palestinian genocide.

Anywhere I keep my phone often enough to need a stand ought to be charging it too.

We can’t even standardize our environment names. The US team wants ‘stage’ and ‘dev’ but EU wants ‘staging’ and ‘devel’.

TL;DR a bug in Chrome makes it translate English from “Spanish” into English and “yes” into “forks”. I’m sure it was “AI” that decided it was Spanish.

I used to love Sonos but the old CEO fucked it up to replace fast local control with flaky slow cloud BS.

They can’t revert because their stupid new headphones require the new version.

I’m not buying any more of their kit unless they fix the user experience.

If you’re spending a billion dollars to go to the moon, why are you trying to save $1 with a cheap camera?

Even ignoring the fact that the moon is not all grey, what if you wanted to take a selfie?

I keep my phone on the opposite side of the room so I can’t turn off the alarm without getting out of bed.

I never stopped having an alarm clock. It stopped being the alarm but remained the bedroom clock.

Why is Kit on instance X gatekeeping a user in instance Y from accessing a community on instance Z?

Gives me vibes of old man yelling at kids to stop having fun.

You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

Never.

The universe is not the carcass of the big bang, just as a tree is not the carcass of a seed.

Hope Beehaw has the good sense to keep that venomous user base away.