That’s called a DM. Try it sometime.

I mean I’d come first around her too. Can’t help it.

Tomorrow:

No, after trying it, I decided being an arrogant, spiteful, narcissistic, selfish, hateful, vengeful, judgemental piece of shit is exhausting as all hell and also just kind of a little bit wrong, don’t ya think?

This is why I have a lot of black electrical tape covering a lot of petty lights throughout my house.

Also noises. A lot of household machines like a microwave are unnecessarily obnoxious with noises, with little to no options or choices for it.

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They sucked on reddit too.

OP realllllly wants to be the main character.

You’ll get a lot further when you realize hiring managers also are lost and most listings are bullshit. And I mean they probably don’t even intend for it to be bullshit but that’s what corporatizing everything results in. Apply to stuff you only mostly fit. Don’t look for complete fit or ability to check every box. So many interviews and jobs wind up not being exactly as advertised. If you read it as literal, you’ll ace out tons of potential jobs that might have been just fine for you.

I have also had some success through my career emphasizing (with actual stories) how I know how to learn from others and on my own. So it’s okay that I don’t know every little thing, and then point to my past examples of adapting to unknown or unclear situations where I had to learn on the job.

Also people are very impressed by factual stories. Numbers, or specific details, etc. that give them the impression you aren’t lying. Tell about times when you actually did a thing. Not how you are able to, but give an example of a problem and how you overcame. Even from school projects, team projects, thesis work. Anything.

People actually do that you know. Maybe you can too if you spend less time on Boomer type of thoughts.

I think the best kept secret to learn is to stop giving a shit what anyone else thinks and just be you and live how you wanna live. That’s when being an adult is freeing. Stop caring about how others perceive you. Just tune the bullshit out and live your best life.

In some cases, this requires cutting toxic people out of your life, even if they were family.

Set aside the politics. The cars are trash. Horribly made. People are idiots for buying them.

The sound of a horny Platypus reaching climax?

I store my Steam games on wax cylinders.

I laughed too hard at this. You win.

How is this a fucking shower thought?

When they say that, they are an attention-seeking asshole.

I always felt people who are concerned with this are compensating for something.

There’s no Nick’s on Nickelodeon.

I don’t think I’m ready for that. In fact, I think I’m just going back to individual delimited text files to store every record separately using a custom encoding I made up.

I’ll add arbitrary folders to split them up based on inconsistent logic and never make backups.

Aloy: “If I go inside and jump across the gap and climb the thing and solve the puzzle by putting the thing in the other thing I can win.”

Me: “Fucking shut up Aloy! I haven’t even gone in and you already told me how to do it! AHHHHH!!!”