Some of us were doing infrastructure as code back when they still called us “Linux admins” and we were doing “gitops” with Subversion and Puppet. My title has changed a lot since the old days but some of the “new hotness” was around in the old days with different names. Fuck, look at LPARs.

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

Stay hydrated, friend.

Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions.