Thanks! I’m cured!

Thank you…

Smegger…

How pungently insightful.

Do some people use 21 day months or something? What am I missing?

Cool, I’ll try this after picking up my toddler from daycare later on.

I can get on board with limiting meetings to under ten minutes, repetition leading to mastery, and reflecting on yourself.

The rest is a load of shit though that some rich assholes pulled out of their ass to seem like they’ve discovered the secret to productivity.

If someone signaled to me the backwards V, all I would think is “do they think I’m British?”

Anyone wanna tell me what the fuck those two are doing on the bike?

Workout? I thought we were trying to help the little fella realise the grass is only greener 50% of the time.

J) Hop over fence, go back to step A.

I’m just gonna throw this here because the word Lavish was used.

You misunderstand, I think the chocolate cake with gooey chocolate in the middle looks awesome.

I’m implying fondant is comparable to playdough.

Please, make me a delicious cake, then wrap the outside in fucking playdough

Statements made by the utterly derranged fondant fans.

It really sucks to live in a world where your strengths are difficult to utilise.

I have a lot of talent for a lot of things, and enjoy pursuing what interests me, which is usually beneficial for others.

Nobody wants to pay me to do it though.

Starter Pokemon in 202X

Wrong password then

ssh [email protected]

I was making a matrix reference

Gentlemen, we unplugged another one. Zion is growing day by day.