unfortunatly .world banned piracy quite awhile ago, you’ll need a different instance account

In this universe that’s what they like instead of pizza

Go Schlumpf yourself

Are Smurfs called Schlumpfs in Germany?

“We can’t have all these colors, someone might feel an emotion looking at our strp mall strewn ‘downtown’!”

Perfume seller, I need your strongest perfumes

2022 update: Since SSSS has now ended you’ll be able to find me and my future comic projects through. my personal artist website. I might remember to update this spot once I start my next larger comic project (which will certainly be very influenced by my newfound Christian outlook on life and meaning.)

Oh, fuck, no you were serious

Yes that would be a sound business decision

Exponential capitalism is not a sound business decision

From Wikipedia: In business, and only in United States corporate law, a benefit corporation is a type of for-profit corporate entity whose goals include making a positive impact on society. Laws concerning conventional corporations typically do not define the “best interest of the corporation”, which has led some to believe that increasing shareholder value (profits and/or share price) is the only overarching or compelling interest of a corporation. Benefit corporations explicitly specify that profit is not their only goal. Their activities may or may not differ much from traditional corporations.

I like how the doctor is also a chef