Blockchain? Prolly not a perfect solution by far, but

How can the soldier knead anything if they’re made of lead?

Mostly the “reasons” just boil down to etymology. We spell things the way the languages we stole them from spelled them.

So this is where I find cucumber?

Close is way closer to clothes than it is to lose. And close is more like gross.

Now try this one.

or if we would have a bunch of mouth-breathers demanding their right to spend too much for land tainted with industrial wastes.

Good news! America has plenty of land and water ruined by industrial and agricultural waste that it hasn’t protected. (Also lots that it has, but)

One such case was a lake that suddenly formed in a desert when an irrigation canal overflowed. It has since been fed primarily by runoff from industrial agriculture. It became a resort and tourist destination for a time, until all the birds and fish started dying and rotting on the beaches. We just let it sit there for another fifty years until farming techniques improved to where it was being fed much less, and it started drying out and causing big toxic dust storms. In the last six years or so, more than a hundred years after it formed, there’s a local Indian tribe trying to get a new canal to rehabilitate the wetlands with river water (rather than just more runoff).

It’s called the Salton Sea

Spooky holiday is still a holiday

Okay Buddy, this is where I draw the lines.

You can take my gun, but you can never take my memes!

Left them in my other pants, unfortunately.

I mean, probably not bacteria or viruses.

I’ve met a lot more people who think people aren’t animals than people who think bugs aren’t.

I can’t help but read it like the name of a magic card, “The, (the) Lord of the Rings” which would make The his given name and Lord of the Rings his title.

Pretty sure Seeross Willory is on something. Something exciting.

Game theory, which is just maths, matters more than psychology, even

*without voting system reform

If you’re referring to the “empty set” and asking the question “why is it empty” you should probably step away from set theory for now.

Thooooooooor!

It’s struggling so hard to make him fit the mold of victim, but it just can’t overcome the tropes.

I was just joking about the placeholder X being X (formerly Twitter)