So birds do this thing where they swoop in front of a car and catch the windstream around it and it feels pretty mocking. Well anyway, I was out on my bike once and this bird-looking fucker flew up alongside me, right? He goes to swoop in front of me and you can just see them fall about an inch before flapping off. They thought I was a car! Whose the real mocker now? Probably the bird- I still can’t fly!

Eclipses end, though. Being tipped over does not.

imagine loading a commercial airliner of people into an early bi-plane that some ignorant capitalist stretched well beyond its limits after promising everyone it would safely fly :)

If only not becoming an adult would keep all the non-indigestion problems away lol

Respond to comments like this! I have a wealth of time saved up cuz of it

Finally, a way to feel like I’m helping without ever having to make contact with a disabled person (gross). Capitalism at its finest!

I would never reveal myself because have you met people? I would absolutely be tortured for fun lmao

Haha train go up

This is an interesting idea. A terrible implementation, but that’s just because 50-100 feral bots can outperform a human on most any digital metric.Things humans can do that bots can’t tend to be really thinky, and so don’t make good, easy checks.

I, personally, believe we’ll be shoved off the greater Internet by bots and malicious automation one day. There’s no solution that isn’t “fight and lose” But yeah, interesting idea!

We finally hopped ship this year. Some small bs antifeature finally pissed us off enough to (gasp) learn something new and now I can’t find my way out of Vim.