Fuck. Elon is the hero we deserve.

I don’t know about Tobey, but everything I’ve heard about Steve, and the things he’s said after retiring from canine detective work, lead me to believe he is just a great person.

🤢

This is the best one of these I’ve seen in a very long time. Good one!

I agree, and what makes it even WORSE is that it’s silent trauma. You may never even know you have it until you look back at all those failed relationships.

That’s the definition of like for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

What’s more relevant to a baby than like/dislike?

The Borderlands games do this.

False. Only one is the San Francisco treat.

At that point you’re halfway to having a standard bathroom, so it makes sense to me.

Dude. I just set a marble on the ground and it didn’t roll to the bottom of the globe like it would if it were REALLY round!

I never have, and I can see a little buildup, so I may at some point, but we’ve been living there almost ten years now, so I think we’re doing alright.

We discussed it over the weekend. Three is the maximum allowable.

You weren’t listening when I said I did not want to discuss it, and yet here you are, again. Go flex your soul or something.

You were obviously not listening.

No. This is nonsense.

If anything, I think “mind” might be what you’re looking for. Why complicate things with an indefinable term like soul?

Soul? That’s just an excuse to justify not doing a damn thing for an extended period of time.

Because no matter what you come up with, it’s going to be at least a little bit racist.

I’ve settled for a mediocre version of myself. Much better ROI.