If you want to, you can still have a completely open-source printer. You can even build one yourself with some expertise needed. I guess the enshitification is part of the wider audience those manufacturers seek. It wouldn’t be necessary, but it seems this is the way they go.

All funding is diverted to the research of sickle cell anemia in white people. The leftover funding will go directly into the bank account of Elmo.

You should really send a video of your floor. The pup has to be visible. I’m really sorry. It’s the only way the floor can be saved 😂

Yesterday, some idiot on a bike came right at me with a strobing light pointing at my eyes. Fuck you…

What kind of a pup?

If that means that I can increase my productivity without doing more and then spending less time with work, I’m okay with it.

Aren’t we all twice as productive as 20 years ago? Why do I have to work 40 hours? Where’s my 20-hour workweek?

Wait, I thought everything was bigger in Texas?

I reverse snorted ginger tea last week and I think I prefer coke.

I don’t know who you are, where you live, or what you do for work, but if you talk crap about the quality copper ingots of Ea-nāṣir, I’m gonna whip your ass. That stuff is dope!

Or is there something else to say about that time?

Print a lot of them and attach them to a flock of geese.

Honk honk, mothertrucker!

That’s fine.

That’s true, but once my apartment is on fire, I don’t really care if it was the cable or the connector.

My insurance might be interested, though.

Just be careful to not let the rest of those bones out. They try at night because they don’t like to be wet constantly.

Why have I been surprised by heise running their own instance? :-D

“Designed specifically for companionship and intimacy”

Gee, I wonder who the target audience is. That thing is creepy as hell.

And the surface quality will be enhanced with dry filament.

Nothing to add. Those two are great support materials for each other because they don’t stick well

Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!