In that case just go with a cloud service provider

Just grab a cheap server off ebay

I think you have a false sense of security with regards to Linux vulnerabilities and exploitations. There are dozen of known exploits throughout the Linux ecosystem that are publicly disclosed frequently.

What makes you think Linux is more secure than windows? I’m not trying to start an argument here I’m just curious.

You really don’t think Linux has viruses? I’m confused by this post. Is it an excuse to shit on wine and windows?