You missed Canexicoda. And the Cancific ocean. And the Catlantic.

Let the Google maps wars begin!

What is this, a school for Neanderthals?

Cup of dick

My spidey-sense, among other things, is tingling

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

No it isn’t

It’s just a little squeezey in the middle…and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it’s unharmed. They’ll be fine…oh that child colored goo at the end? That’s just theme decor.