The solution is constant googly eyes.

I’m very well aware. I frequent that server.

Yeah, porn is the only reason I still visit Reddit from time to every day.

Such fake news media witch hunt! OK damn it but you won’t get my binders of women!

sudo dhclient -r

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed is among the most stable distros I’ve ever seen of her life and I have a list of addresses.

Miranda IM was the best messaging software ever. Enormously configurable and super light weight. The installer was like 1Mb or something.

Apparently Miranda-NG (Next Gen) is a thing.

Pff, Pidgin, Trillian… The true master race was Miranda IM. Only the real pros remember.

I’d prefer it if the Fediverse was ActivityPub only, for convenience, but as I understand it any platform that supports federation is a part of the fediverse, no matter the protocol used and no matter if it can interact with other federated protocols.

Edit: If you think of the Fediverse as a multiverse instead of a universe it makes more sense.

#random #absurd #mentalinstitution #helpme

I guess a lot of people feel like Mastodon is more private because it’s smaller. Which is a kind of privacy, I guess, until it isn’t.

Put hashtags on your random shit and more people will find it

I say he is the messiah! I should know, I’ve followed a few!

there is a statistically high likelihood that any individual audience member you hear laughing on certain modern TV shows may have been dead for decades.

Serves them right for being in a canned laughter track!

No but seriously, that’s both haunting and beautiful at the same time. They live on. Like laughing ghosts.

But this is what they’re describing.

I just realized the Swedish slang for flea market would work a charm. Loppis. It even sounds like a hip app. Someone quick make it an open fedi platform before the capitalists take it!

Edit: It’s short for loppmarknad. Loppa = flea. Marknad = market.

Maybe the nighttime suckers are kinky bastards who deliberately hock a loogie in you before they leave.

Amazon cloud chief. I thought this article was going to be about some badass indigenous tribesman.

I’ve been keeping an eye on Linux since the late 90s. It took me not having to use any non-Linux software or hardware on the computer in question. Currently I have two laptops running Linux, one has Windows in case I need it (which so far has turned out to be never), and I have a workstation that has Linux as a secondary OS but I’m always in Windows on that one because of software and hardware.

They also know how to teleport short distances.

I’m sure it is. I never said, nor did I mean to imply, that it isn’t.