Classic uplifting news! Community member(s) do something the fucking government should be doing.

It’s like the cost of one banana

Join the club of “if only there were some way to be perfectly suspended, like some sort of liquid goo chamber”

Because so much of that would put you off if you were on the receiving end.

As a human person, when a human person is on the other end, I do my best to be kind, empathetic, forgiving, and accommodating.

When some asshole wants to try and swing his dick around in an email, my instinct is “fuck that guy”

I think maybe just get rid of the bogus ones like “sleep” and “take a day off”.

Everything else you can do with a little time and effort. Most people with 30 minutes can’t opt to sleep in that time, that’d just be 30 minutes of laying down letting your brain try to make up the activity. And even fewer people can afford to say “I’m not coming in to work today”!