I wish I could say the same. Tissues and lotion everywhere.

Not all of it lol.

Your back won’t understand your fronts hatred for you until it’s time to lie naked on asphalt or concrete.

Exactly. I feel bad about shit from 30+ years ago. I stole a sucker when I was like 5 or 6, and that part was easy. Enjoying it was not. It was a sucker. Like $.25 at the time or something. But it wasn’t about the money, it was that I did a wrong thing and haven’t stolen anything since. Pirating feels different since it’s not a physical object. Also, if one pirates stuff that’s good enough, I’m likely to buy.

Another thing was when I was like 7 or 8, we were in PE and running sprints and I pretended to be so worn out I was about to collapse, and pantsed a kid. I didn’t even dislike the him. I honestly didn’t know why I did it. I just did something wrong and I feel way more bad about it than the offense itself. I wish I could apologize to him but don’t remember his last name, and I feel like I wouldn’t deserve being let off the hook anyway.

This moral auditing is what makes me a much better person today. Unfortunately not everybody has a moral auditing department in them.

I just told my kid about this after he hit a kid with a rock inside a snowball. Bad shit you do will haunt you forever. Oddly enough, your conscience is the best reason to be a good person. I mean, other than lawful consequences if its bad enough.

No such luck at mine. They gave up on DEI before trump was even in office.

That does not surprise me at all.

“you kids stay away from my dirt crop!”

That’ll never happen. The promise for profits is too high. They’ll just keep massaging it and “improving” it till it’s too late.

Looks kinda like Lauren lapkus.

Just bomb all AI centers and we’re good, right?