That’s a big time problem

Not only does it move, but it gets covered by an ad and it has to track your eyeballs on that tile for 5 seconds before it reveals the desktop. That way, you spend a minute watching ads looking for the real desktop.

You can tell it’s AI by the fingers.

Footloose

Sounds good, make it 🤙

Now I want a whole line of drinks.

I always thought Windex looked unnaturally delicious.

I offer my attempt as cheesey smut: