I #me (i@myself) myself am happy #delighted (delirious@happy) to not have comments #posts (comments@posts) that look like someone crashed #accident (carcrash@death) their car while typing #fuckoffandjusttypeanormalsentence

“Hi, where can I download BBC radio panel shows?”

“Just a minute… I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”

Yes these are certainly words

Because that stupid proprietary connector is now illegal in the EU YAAAAY

The only problem with services as a subscription is THE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT PAY FOR THEM

If nobody fell for shit like that, manufacturers would drop it like boiling diarrhea

Yep, if you’re not from the US, instances are vastly superior.

Imagine all the times people from around the world asked for plumbing help on Reddit and got hit with “that ain’t up to code, buddy, get to ass down to Howm Deeepo” 😂

Americans do tend to assume the internet revolves around them, as they’re a bit insular and don’t see that it really, really, really doesn’t