Nicely done! I like to use this tool to drag and drop plants into a cell to get an idea of how many I can plant.

The skull looked 18!

Ha! Yeah, a version of “The Ugly Duckling” where a penguin chick ends up living with flamingoes, or something. Or kiwis, since they’re flightless, too.

Looked at it quickly and my first thought was “penguin in the woods”.

Ditto. Didn’t work for me in “V”, but in Deadpool, um, yeeessssss!!

Magnified anus-fleas

A fucking pencil!

That’s a darn good shower thought.

They’d have to rename that cornhole game.

Earwigs are drawn to textiles for some reason. I’ve left gloves in the garden and they’d literally be filled with them the next morning (and new gloves purchased immediately!). You could try leaving a carpet remnant upside down in the garden with a healthy dose of diatomaceous earth under it. Diatomaceous earth is excellent for creepy-crawly control.

WWJD? Shrek, apparently.

mailman

Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

Makes me think of this

Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

Birthday parties sucked if you were a kid back then.

My nuggetses