No no no… They’d have to be in the Internet first, and so far, the web is only Americans, Russian bots, and South Korean gamers.

No Europeans here …

When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime…

I wonder if it’s regional

I’ve lived and traveled all over the Pacific Northwest and been to many hardware stores throughout, and never seen it myself.

Except for that one time that it is bone spurs

Probably should be. We don’t really need two days dedicated to making fools of ourselves

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

What do I call it Kif?

“It’s groceries with dignity,” Paisley said. “We’ve all seen the situations where people are willing to go get a handout in a brown bag from the back of a truck. We envisioned something completely different, where all of the sting of the indignity, that comes with really your kids seeing you in this precarious position.”

Damn, that’s really cool.

Between this and the Game of Thrones jam session, I’m starting to like Brad Paisley

Is ice wet or dry?

Beating women does seem to be on-Brand for him…

OnlyFrens

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Shit

You’re gonna make me do another run through of Stargate, aren’t you?

Based on the title, I was expecting it to end with a handjob

I’m so confused by this situation.

From the article, it appears that he exists in a perpetual liminal state between having and not having a license, state id, and driving privileges.

Ever played the elder scrolls?

I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

If I understand correctly, local only shows your planet and you can participate fully.

All shows the entire galactic federation (though you may only get to sightsee other planets, but not talk to the locals without getting a visa (login credentials for that planet))