All I want is a reliable alarm clock that isnt a fucking app or sony’s bizarre “dream machine” that can’t fucking keep time.

you’re not throwing table salt out on ice buddy.

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Jesus fucking Christ. You are either up to no good or have no business in role you currently occupy.

This post is pretty boomerish.

what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking

I got news ‘bout your rat as well.

Guess you’re just not that creative.

I can’t believe you’d agree with OP that itsy bitsy water goes up the spider spout.

“no more drugs for this guy!” -takes face off

Everything is just Hydrogen and plot-creep.

let me level with you since you’re not getting it—yes, the posts in this community are generally unbelievably stupid. that is why I posted this. because this community is full of incomprehensibly stupid posts all hours of the day and I figured I’d do a bit of good old fashion shitposting.

but do you know how ShowerThoughts work

but it is tho cause I thought about it.

IDK have you never thought before?

What if you have no concept of “throwing shade?”

Either look up how lenses work or go back to your Play-Doh’s cave.

This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read. How is any of it related to itself or even a thought?

No, you aren’t.

ha ha ha, no way a farrow plague upon your house