A nice ripe pear as well.

I think most people would want to photograph the earth. You want colour for that.

Sounds like a training problem? Unless there’re some extraneous circumstances that prevent it (I get it happens sometimes, especially with rescues). But even then, you can try to work on it.

Got under it once with a fisheye lens. Made some pretty cool photos.

I’ve been out of calculus for too long to remember integrals.

Oh shit. You’re right. My mind has been blown.

What? Wait! So you’re saying -69 + 69 = 0 ?

Oh sorry. I agree with everything you said in your reply. I was just being stupid. I quite liked your post, and I myself am not religious. Mainly just wanted to mention old Gregg.

Great post, I had a quite sensible chuckle when I read it.

What’re you doing in my swamp, mother-licker?

We do not. But maybe he created the funk.

Maybe he was actually crucified, but if he was, it was not for our sins. That part is as real as the Easter bunny or Old Gregg.

Tell me you’re American without saying you’re American.

Maybe we already do and aren’t aware of it?

Edit: /s if it wasn’t obvious.

Sorry for the delay. I won the lottery and died the next day. Ironic.

Moreso than a traffic jam, when you’re already late for work?

Glad you caught the reference. Wouldn’t it technically be irony in both cases?

Isn’t it ironic?

Damn. Beat me to it.

Oh good one. I think I agree.