Me personally, a spider roll from a nice sushi restaurant

I sold out and contracted the work to Texas Instruments

I prefer to hire my own personal computer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_(occupation)

Hey Siri. Why am I hungry?

Why do I like this so much? It’s almost unsettling, but I really enjoy looking at it

I see you don’t feel the need to double-censor “w”

(/s)

You’re THE object oriented programming?! I’m always asked questions about you. I’m downright starstruck!

Same. I didn’t even notice it was vegan until I read your comment

I would love this for a tree house or something. Something where practicality isn’t needed

Does anybody else harvest the teeth of their victims and put them on a keychain?