Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen… in either sink.

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

Is there a possibly that I’m pegrent?

Lemmyvores?

Head on over to Boston and tell them that they’re in the NYC Metro area, I dare you. I want to watch.

Instead, split New England into Southern and Northern. Southern includes Mass, Rhode Island, Eastern Connecticut (the NYC Metro area is fine there), and south New Hampshire. Northern is everything else. Some may argue that Portland, Maine should be included in Southern, but I argue that while the culture has some similarities to Southern New England, it’s more similar to the rest of Maine. Go to a redneck party in Southern Maine and start talking about the Old Port. Pay attention to how many people have an opinion.

Nice job. It does have Belle vibes, though.